Friday, October 21, 2005

Dirty, Dirty Skank...


I think any storm named Wilma has got to be carrying some kind of stormally transmitted disease. Like Cloudhorrea or Windylis. This hurricane is a serious ho, and her nasty hasso is not welcome here in FL.

She ruined skydiving today (only 3 jumps) and tomorrow. What a whore!

On top of that minor infraction, we now stack the much grander offense: ruining lives of people in Mexico right now. Again, Streetwalker! That's right Wilma, you filthy female dog. I'm talking to you. Wear it.

Coming Soon: The power of Love...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like to jump out of planes I am sam. I am soo cool. Good to have you back!

Sam said...

thanks bro. good to be back. other than the cold, that is