But this man could be the dumbest. Tonight while flipping through the channels, Geraldo could be seen exclaiming in a loud voice about the craziness of Hurricane Gustav. The worst was some footage from a bridge with the camera trained on a man (who looked calm and under control) in the water with a life jacket working on a light pole. Geraldo was screaming "Oh my God, there's a man in the water! I'm gonna tell the police."
Walk two steps to also calm police officer.
"There's a man in the water. He's stranded (repeats approximately 8 times)!!!!"
Walk two steps to also calm police officer.
"There's a man in the water. He's stranded (repeats approximately 8 times)!!!!"
Police: "Huh?"
Moron (aka Geraldo): "There's a MAN in the WAAAATER!!!"
Police: "mumble mumble" (totally nonplussed)
Camera zooms out and shows Man in lifejacket begins swimming toward the boat (about 30 feet away) by himself, still calm and under control.
Geraldo: "The man is swimming !!!! (failed attempt at pregnant pause)
Man arrives at boat safely
Geraldo: "He got a lifeline.....Oh my God."
Three words: Don't watch Geraldo.
Moron (aka Geraldo): "There's a MAN in the WAAAATER!!!"
Police: "mumble mumble" (totally nonplussed)
Camera zooms out and shows Man in lifejacket begins swimming toward the boat (about 30 feet away) by himself, still calm and under control.
Geraldo: "The man is swimming !!!! (failed attempt at pregnant pause)
Man arrives at boat safely
Geraldo: "He got a lifeline.....Oh my God."
Three words: Don't watch Geraldo.
4 comments:
Classic. I'm drowning right now actually.
Last week either David or Kyle commented, in the context of counting the # of words in a sentence, that contractions count as two words. Technically speaking:-)
well technically the guy wasn't stranded, so we'll call it good. :D
I can't believe FOX still has that man on TV. Can you say, has-been-never-was journalist? Well, it gives us something to talk about...
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